Put your iPod/MP3 player/whatever on shuffle and go to the next song, putting down the title as the answer to each question, no matter how strange it sounds. No cheating, people!


1. Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister walks up to you and says, “I wanna rock! ROCK!”; you reply:
He's a Pirate [Pete N' Red's Jolly ROger Mix]


2. Your pet elf just got hit by a car. You storm up to the driver, punch them and yell:
The World Adventure-Full Version (Bitch!)


3. You just failed the same mission in a video game for the 20th time in one hour. Frustrated, you dropkick the TV into a wall and scream:
Hardcore Max 2 (MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!)


4. You just got pulled over for flipping off a state trooper. When he asks to see your license and registration, you reply:
Rite of Spring (by this, I can flip off State Troopers in spring...Right?


5. Is your can of soda plotting to destroy you?
For True Story (O.o)


6. A rumor starts going around town about you; what is it about?
The 13th Struggle (Why not the other 12?)


7. You get jumped by someone who likes to punch people to the rhythm of a specific song. What song is it you get punched repeatedly to?
White Christmas (Man, this guy is slow!)


8. You’re wandering around New Mexico when you stumble across the secret desert hiding place of Kurt Kobain, Tupac and Elvis. Stunned by the fact that they’re alive, you slap your hands against your face, go weak in the knees and say:
Pokemon Theme


9. Eating at IHOP, you get upset because they went cheap and used powdered cheese in your omelet. You dump the plate down the waiter’s shirt and say:
Graceful Assassin (That's what I'mma gonna on your ass as!)


10. You just woke up in one of your favorite video games; what is the first thing that happens to you there?
Tobira (what does that even mean?


11. In transit with question 10, your favorite character from aforementioned game just came up to you and said ‘hello’; your response is:
You Spin me Round [Like a Record Player] (Makes sense, since it's Old School Crash Bandicoot)


12. You just watched a movie that started off really well, and then had the crappiest ending imaginable. Enraged to the point you want everyone to know about it, you call the local news station and scream:
Jungle Japes


13. You get abducted by the FBI. While being interrogated about something you know nothing about, the only thing you can think to tell them is:
Seeing is Believing (I guess it's true)

14. Your family is visiting and they’re driving you absolutely insane! What do you say in order to scare them out of your house?
Paint it Black


15. Your friend somehow convinces you to try to snort a Tai red chili pepper. What do you say to them as you’re running around with your nose melting off?
The Fight for My Friends


16. You just saw the most unbelievably scary thing in the universe O_O! Terrified, you call the cops. What do you tell the dispatcher you saw?
The Bells of Notre Dame (WTF?! O.o)


17. In a blind rage, you decide to take a flamethrower to someone because they said:
Go the Distance (I already did, asshole!)


18. Making an attempt to speak a language you have very little experience with, you accidentally offend someone. Turns out you told them:
Master Hand Battle


19. A drug dealer just came up to you on the street and says, ‘You want it, I got it’. You think for a moment and reply:
Big Blue (That's a dildo)


20. You just managed to jump out of a plane before it crashed into the side of a mountain and have landed safely. Happy to be alive, you hug the ground and say:
Hikari (I dunno if I could count that since it's Japanese)


21. You just officially had your name changed! From now on, everyone will know you as:
The Escapade (Whoa)


22. You just woke up on the set of a porn movie. You find the director and ask him exactly what’s going on. He tells you:
Dreams of an Absolution (whoa, that sounds kinky)


23. You just saw Fidel Castro walk down the street. You run after him, and he gets scared off because he thinks you’re an assassin. You chase him into an alleyway, and when he’s cornered, you get in his face and say:
Menu 1


24. Your life just took the most delightful turn for the better! You smile and shout happily:
Kid Icarus Victory (I didn't know I was Pit!)


25. You just joined a street gang. Your gang name is:
Snowman (XD)


26. Welcome to the mafia. For safety reasons, you are now called:
Friends in my heart

27. Some seriously weird dude is trying to make you fly a plane into a boat (don’t ask). Your response is:
Jiminy, Monstro


28. A giant, rotting pile of garbage just came to life and started giving you advice. It told you:
Beauty and the Beast


29. From this day forth, your theme song will be:
Obstacle Course


30. In the near future, you will:
We will Rock you!